Peanut M&Mmmmmmms

Grape eating eh? Allison, that is pretty darn random. Not sure what it is specifically about grapes that gets you so much but I have to admit I'm not a fan. It's probably because ever since I can remember my mom has always had a random bowl of grapes on our kitchen table. It doesn't matter if they're a week old, she keeps them there until they are noticeably gross and then replaces them with a fresh new COSCO, oh yes I said COSCO size bag of grapes.


I'm not sure if she notices that nobody eats them. Mom if you're reading this, I'm sorry, but nobody eats the grapes. This is not a blog about my mom though.


So back to what do I eat but I shouldn't? Wow, where does the list even begin? 

1. Bagels with cream cheese and tomato slices on top
2. Cheesy Chex Mix (I'm usually many drinks deep and unstoppable with this one)
3. Chicken Wings with extra spicy BBQ sauce (can't say no to 25 cent wings)
4. Milanos (dipped in hot tea...amazing)
5. Carbs, carbs, carbs!

But above all my food obsessions I have always had a serious addictions to peanut m&ms. The combination of the crunch, with the salt, with the chocolate, OH MY GOD, it's a cranky female's dream come true! (and boy do I have mood swings). And as coincidences always occur, today, of all days, at Small Army Agency, Allison, Kelsey and Alex, decided to buy 12 bags of peanut m&m's to fill a giant bowl in our waiting area.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I have been purposely avoiding those colorful little bites, and now you are putting thousands of them right where I walk by every ten minutes to get to the printer! What sick joke is this, and why why why, of all candies, did you choose peanut m&m's?
I will have to keep you all posted on my self control, but I can admit right now that I have already had two handfuls, and it's only been 2 hours.


So Jess, and Kelsey, what should I go buy a thousand of tomorrow and Thursday so that you can suffer at work?